It feels like eons ago that Batman v Superman was announced as a genuine movie. Way back in 2007 there was a poster that seemed to signify DC Comic’s plans in I am Legend, but fans just thought of it as a pipedream.
Now, in 2016, the moment has finally arrived. The marketing campaign has been relentless, the trailers have been criticised for showing far too much (which they have), and Ben Affleck’s casting as Batman was met with disdain rather than joy. So what is the finished product like?
Superman has now become a controversial figure after his climactic battle with General Zod, with Batman in particular being cautious of his true plans for Earth. After a new threat is created, Doomsday, they must put aside their differences to save the planet.
Following on directly from the events of Man of Steel, director Zak Snyder brings together DC Comics’ biggest superheroes in a film as loud as anything Michael Bay served up in the Transformers series.
Henry Cavill returns as the god from above with Ben Affleck taking over duties from Christian Bale as the Dark Knight. Both of them give great performances with Cavill in particular impressing. Affleck proves his doubters wrong and is more than a match for Bale, though his one facial expression wears thin over the course of the film.
Elsewhere, Jesse Eisenberg takes on the role of Lex Luthor in a portrayal reminiscent of Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka – eerily creepy and well-acted but just trying that little bit too hard. Amy Adams makes a welcome return as Lois Lane and gets much more screen time here than she did in Man of Steel.
However, the most praise has to go to Gal Gadot. Her exceptional characterisation of Wonder Woman is one of the movie’s highlights and it’s such a shame she takes a backseat to the two titular characters. It’s clear the filmmakers thought highly of her too, as she gets her own thundering theme tune whenever she appears.
Unfortunately, the plot is just too nondescript and completely incomprehensible at times, with Lex Luthor’s motives remaining unclear throughout the 150 minute running time. This proves increasingly hard to swallow as the film progresses and makes his villain feel less menacing than he should be.
Nevertheless, Batman v Superman is visually spectacular. Snyder bombards the audience with breath-taking set pieces, dispersing them well enough to ensure the plot only drags in a few areas, namely at the beginning – though the film’s flabby length is a sticking point; it simply doesn’t need to be nearly three hours long.
It may all sound pretty negative, but the exciting and beautifully filmed final act almost makes up for these shortcomings. We also get to see an emotional side to the genre, something that has been sorely lacking more recently with the constant quipping of the Marvel Universe.
Overall, Batman v Superman was never going to live up to the hype and in some ways it does fall short. The battle between Bat of Gotham and Son of Krypton is disappointingly brief and the story lacks any real weight, until the final 30 minutes. But it’s filmed in such a unique fashion and with such confidence; it’s quite possible you may not see anything like it in the genre again.
|Category||Scoring out of 5 ⭐|
|Acting/Vocal Performance||⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐|
|Special Effects/Cinematography||⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐|
|Soundtrack||⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐|
|Costume/Film Design||⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐|
|Script/Dialogue||⭐ ⭐ 1/2|
|OVERALL RATING||⭐ ⭐ ⭐ 1/2|
So the only real competitor to Marvel has finally decided to show its hand, and it turns out it’s a Mr Bun the Baker card and Warner Bros is adorably drooling on the desk.
As previously mentioned in my Spectre review, I love stupid, and BvS is trashy idiocy, with a somehow overcomplicated yet childishly simple plot entirely contrived to get the big money-shots on screen.
“Mr Synder, why do Batman and Superman hate each other?”
“Because I wanted Batman to hit Superman a lot.”
“Mr Synder, what is Lex Luthor’s motivation?”
“It’s whatever I needed to set up the other films I’m planning.”
However, I can’t deny that it works as a spectacle. The actual Batman vs Superman fight is awesome if far too short, both Gal Gadot and Ben Affleck are fantastic and Jesse Eisenberg is surprisingly hilarious. This is a brain-dead storytelling disaster, but as a serving of dumb fun this film delivers in both departments.