“Impossible to recommend” Taken 3 Review

TAKEN 3   (UK CERT: 12A)

Director: Oliver Megaton   

Music: Nathaniel Mechaly

Starring: Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Dougray Scott

The first Taken propelled Liam Neeson to action man stardom and became one of the most surprising hits of 2009. Its successor to some extent managed to capture the same thrilling suspense despite its ridiculous 12A certification.

Despite Neeson’s efforts to shut the series down, he decided to return as Bryan Mills for his final outing, Taken 3, but can it hold a candle to its predecessors?

No is the short answer. Everything from Neeson’s phoned-in performance to the horrific camerawork and poor special effects ensure it becomes the first turkey of 2015, and by the end, you’ll wish it was you being taken – out of the cinema.

Taken 3 follows Mills as he tries to evade the LAPD after he is wrongly accused of killing his wife Lenny – played by Famke Janssen who wasliamneeson clearly more interested in the paycheque than anything else.

This is the first problem with the film. Showing the killing of Janssen’s character in the trailer makes the audience all too aware of where the film is going – destroying any suspense that you would expect from the murder of a series’ main character.

Maggie Grace returns as Kim, now looking like the world’s oldest teenager and is the only actor to leave the film with their reputation intact. Her performance is decent but the hammy, almost comedic dialogue she is given to work with spoils her credibility.

Taken-3-Movie-PosterA new addition is Forest Whitaker who plays the detective tasked with bringing Mills in, Franck Dotzler, though he again gives a career-worst performance.

As with its predecessor, Taken 3 suffers from a ridiculous 12A certification which means that Neeson is only able to look vaguely menacing. The action which was such an integral part of the first film is completely lost and becomes repetitive after seeing the 15th punch in a row.

Unfortunately, Oliver Megaton’s uninspiring direction only worsens things. Taking lessons from the Michael Bay school of cinematography, everything is ridiculously shaky, devoid of any suspense or tension at all.

The final act of Taken 3’s 109 minute running time alleviates the offerings somewhat but there’s a twist you can see coming from a mile away.

Overall, Neeson’s performances have always bettered some of the more average films of his career, but by the time the end credits role here it feels like Liam himself is fed up. From an incomprehensible script to bland performances, Taken 3 is a dire film which simply is impossible to give a recommendation.

Category Scoring /10
Story/Plot 3
Acting/Vocal Performance 4
Special Effects/Cinematography 3
Soundtrack 5
Costume/Design 3
Script/Dialogue 3
TOTAL                                      /60 21

Overall: A new low for Liam Neeson.

5 thoughts on ““Impossible to recommend” Taken 3 Review

  1. I couldn’t agree more. It was as if the film was a joke, with quotes from previous films being reused in an almost mocking way but which actually only served to show the stark contrast between the two. I can imagine them all off set “This is shit but every ‘Taken’ fan will spend a few could going to see it- kerching!”. I will stick with the first two in the future 🙂

  2. Another fantastic review! Although I am VERY disappointed, was really looking forward to Taken 3 but I think I’ll wait until the DVD is in a bargain bin before wasting my money after reading this!

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