Greta review “Embrace the lunacy”

Greta poster“I don’t want asparagus water shot up my butt under any circumstances” – a line in this film written by the Oscar Winning writer and director of The Crying Game. That’s really the best way to describe Greta. You can either hate how awful it is, or laugh about how at just how bad it can be. Greta, the story of a young women’s fight against a widowed stalker  is certainly an interesting idea for a movie, especially with some surprisingly high quality actors.

Isabelle Huppert of Elle, Chloë Grace Moretz of Let Me In, Stephen Rea of The Crying Game, and the massively underrated Colm Feore of Chicago, all names I saw flash by during the opening sequence, so what went so wrong to turn this from a promising idea to a laughably bad thriller? Let’s get into that. Continue reading

The Snowman review “No, not that one”

The Snowman poster with Michael FassbenderNordic noir is big business at the moment, but with the incredible scenery of the locations lending themselves perfectly to film, is there any wonder?

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and The Hypnotist are just a couple of movies that have fallen into this massively expanding genre.

Now, Jo Nesbø’s chilling The Snowman novel gets the silver screen treatment in a film of the same name. But can this continue the thrilling trend of whodunit novels being turned into fabulous crime dramas? Continue reading