“Sucks harder than a hoover made of limpets” The Sarkeesian Effect review

THE SARKEESIAN EFFECT   (UK CERT: Unrated)

Director: Davis M.J. Aurini

Music: Jorden Owen

Starring: Davis M.J. Aurini, Jorden Owen


Written by Rob Stoakes

Written by Rob Stoakes

The Gamergate controversy last year was long, boring and incredibly stupid. It is the only thing in all of human history where to know more about it will make you less intelligent. Neither side was particularly worthy of support, with feminists making hyperbolic generalisations of all video game players being misogynists, and video game players doing their absolute utmost to prove them correct.

People were driven from their homes by death threats, some lost and got whole new jobs just from moaning, the seas boiled as the skies ripped open to hear the voice of God himself say “lol get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich whore, hashtag notmyshield.” Continue reading

“Where’s the off switch?” Pixels review

PIXELS   (UK CERT: 12A)

Director: Chris Columbus  

Music: Henry Jackman

Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Josh Gad


REVIEW AUTHOR: Adam Brannon

Copyright: 2014 CTMG, Inc and Sony Pictures Entertainment

Copyright: 2014 CTMG, Inc and Sony Pictures Entertainment

When was the last time you went to the cinema to see something original? It’s probably a question a lot of film fans ask themselves and in the last few years, perhaps proved rather difficult to answer.

However, with 2015 being the year of the reboot and the sequel, it’s nice to see a film like Pixels showcasing something completely different. But is it worth a go? Continue reading