Unpopular Opinion: The Greatest Showman sucks

I hate The Greatest ShowmanThere are some movies that just become an instant hit. Everyone seems to love them – they’re all over the TV, a sequel is confirmed within 10 minutes of the movie being released, and everyone seems to be raving about this amazing and miraculous new film. This is what happened with The Greatest Showman (TGS). What makes it worse, is that it was a musical: even the radio wasn’t safe.

Now, I’m not denying the appeal of TGS, nor am I saying that it is badly made. However, the entire movie didn’t strike me as something to be ridiculously excited about, and the hype that has surrounded it ever since has slowly chipped away at my tolerance of the movie, as well as my will to live. Continue reading

Homecoming: A Film by Beyonce review “There is a reason she’s Queen Bey”

Homecoming: A Film By Beyonce posterBeyonce. A name that strikes even the most talented of people to the ground with sheer amazement. A triple threat. A mother. A woman. An icon. To add to the list now is also the title of filmmaker. Thanks to Netflix’s deal with the legendary singer, Beyonce’s 2018 Coachella headline set was brought to our TV screens around a year later, along with an album to match. Called Homecoming, it’s supposedly a celebration of everything Beyonce stands for – but did she bring it home, or did she miss the mark?

Homecoming is an amalgamation of everything Beyonce stands for. It’s a celebration of black culture, of talented black artists, and of her love for her fans. As Coachella’s first-ever black female headliner, Beyonce definitely had a difficult road ahead of her. Armed with her dancers, her band, and a slew of special guests, this film is a recollection of just how Queen Bey brought it home. Continue reading

The Perfect Date review “The same as always”

The Perfect Date movie posterThere are only so many new formulas a romantic comedy can take. Soon, the magic of the boy-meets-girl meet cute starts to wear off, and you’re just left with the same old movie, but with different people playing the same characters. The most successful rom-coms tend to follow formulas of their own creation, bringing something new and exciting to the world of love. Netflix’s newest release, The Perfect Date, tries to do just that: but does it succeed?

The Perfect Date follows Brooks Rattigan (Noah Centineo), a kid from the poor side of town who has big dreams, but not a lot of money to follow them through. After being paid to take a girl (in this case, Laura Marano of Austin & Ally fame) on a date, he devises a plan to become rentable: he’ll go with you wherever you want to go, as whoever you want to go with. Basically, he’s a non-illegal male gigolo who doesn’t have a human pimp but has an app instead. Sound interesting? Continue reading

The Highwaymen review “Lots of driving, and that’s about it”

The Highwaymen movie posterEverybody knows the story of Bonnie and Clyde. They’re the star-crossed lovers who robbed, shot, and raced their way across the south of the USA. Many a movie has documented their romance, making them appear as some kind of 20th century Robin Hoods. However, what isn’t as often explored, is the story behind the fellas who brought them down. That’s where Netflix’s newest release, The Highwaymen, comes in.

The movie follows Hamer (Kevin Costner) and Gault (Woody Harrelson), a pair of Texas Rangers who come out of retirement to help bring down Bonnie and Clyde. It’s a tale of murder, mystery, and quite a lot of driving. Continue reading

The Dirt Review “Lives up to its name”

The Dirt movie posterThere has been an influx of movies about legendary singers and bands in recent times. From the Oscar-winning Bohemian Rhapsody to the soon-to-be-released Elton John biopic, Rocketman, audiences have been screaming out for their eyes and ears to be satisfied at the same time. It seems only fitting, then, for one of the biggest rock bands of the 80s to also get their own flick.

The Dirt follows the legendary group Motley Crue, as we chart their rise from messing about in their apartment to playing to thousands of people all over the world. It’s a tale of debauchery, hedonism, and downright dirtiness – but at least it lives up to its name. Continue reading